NICOLE Scherzinger IS A QUEEN! HER DEBUT PERFUME is called ‘Chosen’ because it is for women (not men) who are queens and it smells yummy like vanilla and fruitiness with a hint of oak tree bark. It is shaped roughly like a diamond because women are like rough diamonds, or just plain rough.
Nicole has neatly timed her ‘chosen’ fragrance to cash in on the Christmas shopping sprees. We smell money, success and fabricated wealth. It is a bit like launching a record with the aim of being Christmas number one. Nicole, you’ll always be our number one, even if you don’t actually figure in the charts anymore. Though we know she has not turned her elegant back on music just yet. According to one fan we interviewed, she still has the X Factor.
We had an exclusive whiff of her perfume and it is so appealing she might even be able to win back her car driving ex-boyfriend Lewis Hamilton. Maybe that is all in the past, as she now likes to knock about with tennis star Greggy Dimmy. New balls please.
I want her perfume and I want it NOW!